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Shamchat pt. 4
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This is a conversation between a cat and Shadow the Hedgehog.
a cat: meow
Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmm another cat that can't speak English
a cat: meow
Shadow the Hedgehog: Don't worry I'm not insulting you, I'm making an observation
a cat: meow(so what do you do?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Kill aliens, work for the government
a cat: meow!?(aliens?!"
Shadow the Hedgehog: Yeah I caused an entire genocide of them back in 05
Shadow the Hedgehog: Killed my blood-father too
a cat: meow?..(have you ever heard the rumor that cats are descended from aliens?...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Yes
a cat: meow(im here to avenge my family you monster)
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS BLAST
Shadow the Hedgehog: Bad kitty
a cat: MEOW(NYAASER BEAM)
Shadow the Hedgehog: *dodge
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS SPEAR
a cat: NYAHAHA(YOU CANT HIT ME WITH MY CAT REFLEX MUAHAHA)
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS CONTROL *slows time*
a cat: MEOW(CHRONO CLAWS)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Interesting, do you know the Doctor?
a cat: meow!?(you can possibly mean that doctor?!?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Has a TARDIS, saves humanity, enemy of The Master
a cat: meow(i have heard rumors of this legendary doctor but i have never met him)
Shadow the Hedgehog: I have, and The Master
a cat: *meow* (*gasp*)
a cat: meow(your not the only one to have received training from a legendary class master)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Who said they trained me?
a cat: meow(i was taught by the one and only keyboard cat of old, vanguard of the aliens and rightful ruler of new nyantia)
Shadow the Hedgehog: The Doctor ran after a few words, and The Master and I talked about The Doctor
a cat: meow(and what was discussed)
Shadow the Hedgehog: His species and his work
a cat: meow(what is this master you speak of? where did he come from? why was he on earth?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: To catch up on what he missed during his last death
Shadow the Hedgehog: As for who he is he called himself Master of Galifrey
a cat: meow?(hes immortal?!)
Shadow the Hedgehog: He called himself Time Lord
Shadow the Hedgehog: As for the physics behind that I have no idea
a cat: meow(did he teach you your time slowing technique?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: No I knew of that during the Black Arm invasion
a cat: *meow* (*gasp*)
a cat: meow(so you were there on that fateful day..)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Who do you think I genocided
a cat: meow(the day that everything changed and time itself would never be the same...)
a cat: meow(my grandfather was the commander of the alien army, he was the greatest cat ive ever known and you killed him without mercy along with all my kin)
a cat: meow(i will never forgive you...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: YOU'RE A BLACK ARM?
Shadow the Hedgehog: Before I kill you what do you mean Time would never be the same?
a cat: meow(you hedgehogs forced us to invade, pushed our hand)
a cat: meow(you and your meddling in affairs you should never have even known about)
Shadow the Hedgehog: YOU TRIED TO TURN THE HUMANS INTO ENERGY
Shadow the Hedgehog: My father was Black Doom
a cat: meow(THE REASON WE MADE THEM)
Shadow the Hedgehog: The Goddamn leader
a cat: meow?!?(you mean to say there was a hedgehog lover in our midst?!?)
a cat: meow(no wonder we failed...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: No, Black Doom made me with Professor Gerald to create me aboard Space Colony ARK
a cat: meow(any kind of meddling in the natural order of hedgehogs and aliens is punishable by death, he knew the punishment and he kept quiet)
a cat: meow(that traitor probably sabotaged the plan from the start...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: I may look like a hedgehog but I was created using only the blood of Doom
a cat: meow(now that i know this its time i gather our forces for a second invasion)
a cat: meow(this time ill be sure to cleanse our ranks...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Then I will stop that army as well
Shadow the Hedgehog: Finish the genocide I was so proud of
a cat: MEOW(THAN WE SHALL MEET AGAIN ON THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER VICTORY)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Try and stop me cat
a cat: MEOW(*SPACE-TIME PORTAL OPEN*)
Shadow the Hedgehog: He can use Chaos Control?
a cat: MEOW(I BID YOU FAREWELL YOU HEDGEHOG MENACE, THE NEXT TIME WE MEET I SHALL DESTROY YOU)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Bring it Pussy
a cat: NYAHAHAHA
a cat: *portal closes as i make my exit*
a cat has left the conversation.
a cat: meow
Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmm another cat that can't speak English
a cat: meow
Shadow the Hedgehog: Don't worry I'm not insulting you, I'm making an observation
a cat: meow(so what do you do?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Kill aliens, work for the government
a cat: meow!?(aliens?!"
Shadow the Hedgehog: Yeah I caused an entire genocide of them back in 05
Shadow the Hedgehog: Killed my blood-father too
a cat: meow?..(have you ever heard the rumor that cats are descended from aliens?...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Yes
a cat: meow(im here to avenge my family you monster)
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS BLAST
Shadow the Hedgehog: Bad kitty
a cat: MEOW(NYAASER BEAM)
Shadow the Hedgehog: *dodge
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS SPEAR
a cat: NYAHAHA(YOU CANT HIT ME WITH MY CAT REFLEX MUAHAHA)
Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS CONTROL *slows time*
a cat: MEOW(CHRONO CLAWS)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Interesting, do you know the Doctor?
a cat: meow!?(you can possibly mean that doctor?!?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Has a TARDIS, saves humanity, enemy of The Master
a cat: meow(i have heard rumors of this legendary doctor but i have never met him)
Shadow the Hedgehog: I have, and The Master
a cat: *meow* (*gasp*)
a cat: meow(your not the only one to have received training from a legendary class master)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Who said they trained me?
a cat: meow(i was taught by the one and only keyboard cat of old, vanguard of the aliens and rightful ruler of new nyantia)
Shadow the Hedgehog: The Doctor ran after a few words, and The Master and I talked about The Doctor
a cat: meow(and what was discussed)
Shadow the Hedgehog: His species and his work
a cat: meow(what is this master you speak of? where did he come from? why was he on earth?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: To catch up on what he missed during his last death
Shadow the Hedgehog: As for who he is he called himself Master of Galifrey
a cat: meow?(hes immortal?!)
Shadow the Hedgehog: He called himself Time Lord
Shadow the Hedgehog: As for the physics behind that I have no idea
a cat: meow(did he teach you your time slowing technique?)
Shadow the Hedgehog: No I knew of that during the Black Arm invasion
a cat: *meow* (*gasp*)
a cat: meow(so you were there on that fateful day..)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Who do you think I genocided
a cat: meow(the day that everything changed and time itself would never be the same...)
a cat: meow(my grandfather was the commander of the alien army, he was the greatest cat ive ever known and you killed him without mercy along with all my kin)
a cat: meow(i will never forgive you...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: YOU'RE A BLACK ARM?
Shadow the Hedgehog: Before I kill you what do you mean Time would never be the same?
a cat: meow(you hedgehogs forced us to invade, pushed our hand)
a cat: meow(you and your meddling in affairs you should never have even known about)
Shadow the Hedgehog: YOU TRIED TO TURN THE HUMANS INTO ENERGY
Shadow the Hedgehog: My father was Black Doom
a cat: meow(THE REASON WE MADE THEM)
Shadow the Hedgehog: The Goddamn leader
a cat: meow?!?(you mean to say there was a hedgehog lover in our midst?!?)
a cat: meow(no wonder we failed...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: No, Black Doom made me with Professor Gerald to create me aboard Space Colony ARK
a cat: meow(any kind of meddling in the natural order of hedgehogs and aliens is punishable by death, he knew the punishment and he kept quiet)
a cat: meow(that traitor probably sabotaged the plan from the start...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: I may look like a hedgehog but I was created using only the blood of Doom
a cat: meow(now that i know this its time i gather our forces for a second invasion)
a cat: meow(this time ill be sure to cleanse our ranks...)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Then I will stop that army as well
Shadow the Hedgehog: Finish the genocide I was so proud of
a cat: MEOW(THAN WE SHALL MEET AGAIN ON THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER VICTORY)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Try and stop me cat
a cat: MEOW(*SPACE-TIME PORTAL OPEN*)
Shadow the Hedgehog: He can use Chaos Control?
a cat: MEOW(I BID YOU FAREWELL YOU HEDGEHOG MENACE, THE NEXT TIME WE MEET I SHALL DESTROY YOU)
Shadow the Hedgehog: Bring it Pussy
a cat: NYAHAHAHA
a cat: *portal closes as i make my exit*
a cat has left the conversation.
One of my favorites
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