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Shamchat pt. 4

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This is a conversation between a cat and Shadow the Hedgehog.


a cat: meow


Shadow the Hedgehog: Hmm another cat that can't speak English


a cat: meow:(


Shadow the Hedgehog: Don't worry I'm not insulting you, I'm making an observation


a cat: meow(so what do you do?)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Kill aliens, work for the government


a cat: meow!?(aliens?!"


Shadow the Hedgehog: Yeah I caused an entire genocide of them back in 05


Shadow the Hedgehog: Killed my blood-father too


a cat: meow?..(have you ever heard the rumor that cats are descended from aliens?...)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Yes


a cat: meow(im here to avenge my family you monster)


Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS BLAST


Shadow the Hedgehog: Bad kitty


a cat: MEOW(NYAASER BEAM)


Shadow the Hedgehog: *dodge


Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS SPEAR


a cat: NYAHAHA(YOU CANT HIT ME WITH MY CAT REFLEX MUAHAHA)


Shadow the Hedgehog: CHAOS CONTROL *slows time*


a cat: MEOW(CHRONO CLAWS)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Interesting, do you know the Doctor?


a cat: meow!?(you can possibly mean that doctor?!?)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Has a TARDIS, saves humanity, enemy of The Master


a cat: meow(i have heard rumors of this legendary doctor but i have never met him)


Shadow the Hedgehog: I have, and The Master


a cat: *meow* (*gasp*)


a cat: meow(your not the only one to have received training from a legendary class master)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Who said they trained me?


a cat: meow(i was taught by the one and only keyboard cat of old, vanguard of the aliens and rightful ruler of new nyantia)


Shadow the Hedgehog: The Doctor ran after a few words, and The Master and I talked about The Doctor


a cat: meow(and what was discussed)


Shadow the Hedgehog: His species and his work


a cat: meow(what is this master you speak of? where did he come from? why was he on earth?)


Shadow the Hedgehog: To catch up on what he missed during his last death


Shadow the Hedgehog: As for who he is he called himself Master of Galifrey


a cat: meow?(hes immortal?!)


Shadow the Hedgehog: He called himself Time Lord


Shadow the Hedgehog: As for the physics behind that I have no idea


a cat: meow(did he teach you your time slowing technique?)


Shadow the Hedgehog: No I knew of that during the Black Arm invasion


a cat: *meow* (*gasp*)


a cat: meow(so you were there on that fateful day..)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Who do you think I genocided


a cat: meow(the day that everything changed and time itself would never be the same...)


a cat: meow(my grandfather was the commander of the alien army, he was the greatest cat ive ever known and you killed him without mercy along with all my kin)


a cat: meow(i will never forgive you...)


Shadow the Hedgehog: YOU'RE A BLACK ARM?


Shadow the Hedgehog: Before I kill you what do you mean Time would never be the same?


a cat: meow(you hedgehogs forced us to invade, pushed our hand)


a cat: meow(you and your meddling in affairs you should never have even known about)


Shadow the Hedgehog: YOU TRIED TO TURN THE HUMANS INTO ENERGY


Shadow the Hedgehog: My father was Black Doom


a cat: meow(THE REASON WE MADE THEM)


Shadow the Hedgehog: The Goddamn leader


a cat: meow?!?(you mean to say there was a hedgehog lover in our midst?!?)


a cat: meow(no wonder we failed...)


Shadow the Hedgehog: No, Black Doom made me with Professor Gerald to create me aboard Space Colony ARK


a cat: meow(any kind of meddling in the natural order of hedgehogs and aliens is punishable by death, he knew the punishment and he kept quiet)


a cat: meow(that traitor probably sabotaged the plan from the start...)


Shadow the Hedgehog: I may look like a hedgehog but I was created using only the blood of Doom


a cat: meow(now that i know this its time i gather our forces for a second invasion)


a cat: meow(this time ill be sure to cleanse our ranks...)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Then I will stop that army as well


Shadow the Hedgehog: Finish the genocide I was so proud of


a cat: MEOW(THAN WE SHALL MEET AGAIN ON THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU WILL NOT HAVE ANOTHER VICTORY)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Try and stop me cat


a cat: MEOW(*SPACE-TIME PORTAL OPEN*)


Shadow the Hedgehog: He can use Chaos Control?


a cat: MEOW(I BID YOU FAREWELL YOU HEDGEHOG MENACE, THE NEXT TIME WE MEET I SHALL DESTROY YOU)


Shadow the Hedgehog: Bring it Pussy


a cat: NYAHAHAHA


a cat: *portal closes as i make my exit*


a cat has left the conversation.
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